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When The Drifter Met The Lifter (Luke 13:10-17)
I. The Drifting Saint
II. The Sifting Satan
III. The Lifting Savior


"A fool on a mule in the middle of the road" (Num. 22:25)
Robert Brooks

Q: Why didn't Cain please God?
A: Because he just wasn't Able



Name Rev. Michael S. Bowen
www.friendshipbaptisthpsc.org
Comments = "Deviled Ham" - Mark 5:1-20
"The Hand That Rocks The Cradle" - Exodus 2:1-3
"Raiders Of The Lost Ark" - Exodus 25:10, 21-22
"What Goes Around, Comes Around" - Numbers 32:23
"7 Days Without Jesus Makes One Weak" - Psalms 27:4-6
"Building Your Trust Fund" - Proverbs 3:5-6
"Is It Worship Or A War Ship" - Ecclesiastes 5:1
"When The Womb Becomes The Tomb" - Jeremiah 20:14-18
"The Theology Of Kneeology" - Jeremiah 33:3
"3 Men On Fire For God" - Daniel 3:24-30
"I've Fallen But I Can Get Up" - Hosea 14:1-4
"Give God What Is Right Not What Is Left" - Malachi 1:6-14
"When The Vow Breaks, The Marriage Will Fall" - Malachi 2:10-16
"The Sermon On The Amount" - Malachi 3:8-12
"Fear Factor" - Malachi 3:13-18
"Three Men And A Baby" - Matthew 2:1-2, 11-12
"How The Grinch Tried To Steal Christmas" - Matthew 2:1-8, 16
"Joy Comes In The Mourning" - Matthew 5:4
"You Are What You Eat" - Matthew 5:6
"Silence Of The Lambs" - Matthew 9:35-38
"Let Go And Let God" - Matthew 16:24
"The Story With A Happy Ending" - Matthew 27:22-31
"The Great Go-Mission" - Matthew 28:18-20
"The Man Who Had It All" - Mark 10:17-22
"The Rolling Stone" - Mark 16:1-7
"Mary Had A Little Lamb" - Luke 2:6-7
"A Way In A Manger" - Luke 2:10-11
"From Carpentry To Calvary's Tree" - Luke 23:44-49
"Great Day In The Morning" - Luke 24:1-7
"Nick At Nite" - John 3:1-7
"Up, Up And Away" - John 5:25-29
"The King Lives But It Is Not Elvis" - John 11:25-26
"The Real Son-Rise Service" - John 20:1-10
"Built Lord Tough" - Acts 2:40-47
"Wanted: Dead And Alive" - Acts 9:26-29
"Jailhouse Rock" - Acts 16:25-31
"Are You A Cross-Eyed Christian" - 1 Corinthians 1:18
"A Message In A Meal" - 1 Corinthians 11:23-30
"Professing Or Possessing" - 2 Corinthians 13:5
"Fruit Inspecting" - Galatians 5:22-24
"Don't Fight Naked" - Ephesians 6:16
"When The Church Is On Fire, You'll Smell The Smoke" - Philippians 3:13-14
"There's Something About That Name" - Philippians 2:9-11
"Yes Virginia, There Is A Rapture" - 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18
"From The Sewer Pit To The Pulpit" - 1 Timothy 1:12-14
"What In The World Has Gotten Into The Church" - 2 Timothy 4:1-4
"Are You Lonesome Tonight" - 2 Timothy 4:16-18
"Growing Old But Not Growing Up" - Hebrews 5:11-14
"Stop Whining And Start Shining" - Hebrews 12:12-17
"Called To Stick Out Not To Fit In" - Hebrews 13:10-16
"The Temptations" - Matthew 4:1-11
"Real Or Not Real" - James 1:26-27
"Speaking On Tongues" - James 3:1-12
"Knock, Knock, Who's There" - Revelation 3:20
"Make Way For The King" - Revelation 19:11-21
"All Rise, Court Is Now In Session" - Revelation 20:11-15
"What Do You Want On Your Tombstone" - 2 Kings 20:1-3
"There Is No Place Like Home" - John 14:1-6
"The Best Is Yet To Come" - Revelation 4:1-4
"A Peace In The Puzzle" - Matthew 5:10-12
"Pass The Salt And Turn On The Light" - Matthew 5:13-16
"One Day At A Time" - James 4:13-17
"Anger Management" - Matthew 5:23-26
"Fatal Attraction" - Matthew 5:27
"Since You Are Stuck Together, Stick It Out" - Matthew 5:31-32
"Blind And Toothless" - Matthew 5:38-42
"Lord Grant Me Patience, But Please Hurry Up" - James 5:7-12
"How To Commit Spiritual Suicide" - Galatians 2:20
"Mission Possible" - Philippians 4:13



clfwc.org
PIMPOLOGY--2 COR 11:23-30--
P-PURPOSE
I-in
M-my
P-pain ---
Pastor Tony Golphin-Hill

I'm So Sick of Frogs I Could Croak!
Exodus 8:12-14 - Evangelist Royce Williams

Seven Ducks In Muddy Water II Kings
One More Night With The Frogs By Hugh Pyles

4 Never's John 4:14
Dumber Than A Donkey Numbers 21

Dead Dog All Dressed Up and No Where To Go Phi. 3:1,2 - Jason Casstevens

C.P.R. NEEDED Eze 37:1 - 10

Four Alleluias Rev 19 J. Harold Slighter

Pity Party Time At Papa's House (Luke 15:11-32)

When Dogs Run With Wolves Matt. 7 & Phil. 3

Chickens Where Christ wanted to protect and provide his own.
Chickens and thief fifthy habits as Church members
Panic at a picnic - Bro. Steve Mayle

It Makes A Difference What You Are Not Who You Are.
Show Yourself Friendly To Have Friends (Prov. 18:24)

Fear Knocked At The Door, Faith Answered and No One Was There
Drop The Pail, Jump The Rail,& Hit The Trail-- Luke 15
PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL HOME---
TWO COWS ON A MISSION FOR GOD, 1 SAM. 6 A.D.SOUTHERLAND
Hanging by a Thread (Josh.21:8,19)

Gourd Soup In First Kings
JESUS is looking for F.A.T Disciples (F=Faithful; A=Available; T=Teachable}
--- Bro.Rick Baker

No One Cried At His Funeral 2 Chron. 21:1-20 - (Br. Roger)
Digging Ditches In The Desert 2 Kings 3:4-20
HOW TO BE A MARY IN A MARTHA'S WORLD....LU. 10:38-42

When Grasshoppers Jump to Conclusions (Numbers 13:23-33)
I CAN'T EAT A BITE, I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT AND THE WOMAN I LOVE WON'T TREAT ME RIGHT-----JOB submitted by Robert Eberle

The buck stops here. (Isaiah 45:1-7 & Matthew 22:15-22) - Alex Molozaiy

The "Not" in the Devils tale - MJ Barker
The Empty Glove. Eph 3:19 Rev Glen Garoutte 1st Baptist, Felt Ok
If God leads you to it, He will take you through it.
you ain't nothing but a found dog-Bro. Randy Steely
snake in the wood pile act 28;3 Bro.mike moody

(1) All of the Story has not been told - Heb. 11:32-40
(2) Between Bethany and Pentecost - Luke 24:46-51; Acts 2:1-4
(3) The book the Adversary wrote - Job 31:35-37; Rev. 12:7-11
(4) Four things in Hell that should have been in the Church - Luke 16:19-31
(5) Satan's Greatest Victory - 1 Sam 17:2-4; 8-11; 39-51
(6) Sermons Never Die - 1 Sam 15:22-28; 28:6-7; 15-19
(7) Stop Looking at Joseph's Coat - Gen. 37:3; 31-37
(8) The Undelivered Message from Hell - Luke 16:19-31 My name is Rev. Joseph Miller. My email is For outlines of any sermon I posted be sure and email me. revmiller16*aol.com Thanks again, -- Rev. Joseph Miller

A SNIBBLING SIBLING Luke 15:25-32 -- Dr.Tommy Cook
THE BIGGEST LOOSER IN THE WORLD-Rev.20 -- Dr.Tommy Cook
If you Don't See it,Before you see it, then you'll never see it! Heb.11:1
--- Dr.Tommy Cook
SHUT UP, LEAVE ME ALONE, LET ME TALK AWHILE-JOB 13:13
Excuse Me, But your Slip Is Showing - Heb.2:1 Dr. Tommy Cook
Hey, Anbody Want To Throw A Rock? - John 8 Dr. Tommy Cook
Mire Wallowing Hogs, And Puke Swallowing Dogs- Dr. Tommy Cook
Objects In The Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear - Dr. Tommy Cook

TOAD FROG CHRISTIANS - Heb.5:11-14 Bro.Rodney Cox

"When the boogeyman was underneath my bed." Missionary Doug Todd

The Wisest Fool (Solomon)
A Magnificent Man (Moses)
Shoot Low boys cause they are riding shetland ponies
How to get out of the pits Joseph the price of a haircut in the devil's barbershop judges 16 - - by rev.Roy brooks

2 Cor. 12:3 "Such A Man" (Jason Casstevens)
Mr. Lot Lost A Lot (Jason Casstevens)
Expecting Respect (Act as our Brother's Keeper) Respect others, then you can expect respect. -- Jason Casstevens

Lonely As A Owl and Who Gives Hoot (Jason Casstevens)
Weird Women and Strange Men (Hiding behind the skirt or henpecked)

Went to Far, Stayed to long,Got back to Late Mat 25
No Plan B (the 3 Hebrew children facing the king and the fiery furnace) -tj
The buck stops here! Psalm 42:1 --- trj
And The Mule Walked On -- Brother Lester Roloff

FOUR OF A KIND BEATS A FULL HOUSE Mark 2 Tomorrow Stinks Ex 8 Stinking Thinking -- Phil Man

What A Rib! Gen 3 (Eve) Pastor John Keeter jmkeeter*yahoo.com

From the pit to the palace It is well, It is well with my soul, It is well , it is well with my soul. Gen 50:20 But as for you, ye thought evil against me; but God meant it unto good, to bring to pass, as it is this day, to save much people alive. KJV

Fanfare but no Funfare Rev. 8
A Ladder Or A Cross - Br. Roger

And The Mule Walked On-Numbers 21- Lester Roloff

"A Terrorist in Damascus" by K. Lauer www.lonekrusader.homestead.com (Considering the conversion of Saul/Paul, is it possible for Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden to become a great evangelist?)

"Paging Doctors Craven, Barker, and King" by K. Lauer www.lonekrusader.homestead.com (Recent headlines regarding human cloning, stem cell research, etc. seem to indicate we're living in a bad horror-movie a la Clive Barker, Wes Craven, Stephen King, or H.P. Lovecraft.)


"Heaven yes, Hell no!" was a sermon on eternity. Josh Smith
O "Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goal Posts of Life."

1st chapter of Job: "What to do when you can't eat a bite, can't sleep at night and the woman you love won't treat you right" Jerry Summy

Jezebel "Painted Dog Meat" Al Fasol

"How not to become a road-kill church" based on Colossians 3:15-17 -
Roger Knutson.

Another good one: "Sawdust, Logs, Dogs and Hogs" from Matthew 7:1-7 Mike Evans
Get Off Your "Buts" - By: Jason Casstevens

"How to Give a Pig's Tail a Permanent Wave" &
"Super Salesman in Snake skin" a sermon on the temptation of Adam and Eve --- "I introduce to you Ahab, the vilest toad who ever squatted on the throne of Israel." from R.G. Lee's famous "Pay Day Some Day")B y: Mark Roberts

A Straight flush beats a full house-Joshua 7 C. R. Carrier

Psalm 68:13 Silver Wings-- By: Jason Casstevens
San Franciso's - Girlie Men By Gov. Arnold S.

When You Are Down To Nothing, God Is Up To Something

"Don't let the Devil steal your Delight" Psalm 37:4 Rick Simpson
"If you slip, don't slide" Psalm 73:2 Rick Simpson

"When The Brethren Take Your Favorite Coat"
(Concerning abuse of the Shepherd and Joseph) - Br. Roger

Ezekiel 1 "Ezekiel's X Files: The Truth Is Up There"

Picked Out to Be Picked Own..Bishop
The blessing of the "but" Romans 5:8 Bro Eddie Wyatt

A Lot of Mistakes Genesis 13-19 (Daniel Shoemaker)

God's P.F.C. (Prayer, Faith, Courage) Daniel 1:1-21 (Daniel Shoemaker)

Altar Your Attitude And Alter Your Life - Br. Roger

Little Red Devil Locked Behind Pearly Gates (Tongue)

(1)REVIVAL OF A CONTRITE HEART NOT CONCRETE HEART AND CONCEITED HEAD
(2)REVIVAL FROM A GRIEVING HEART GENESIS 45:22
(3) REVIVAL OF REBULIDING NEHEMIAH 4:2
(4) REVIVAL OF JOY PSALMS 85:6 THE WORD REVIVAL TO BRING BACK TO LIFE, RESTORATION.THE ALTAR OF JOY HAS TO BE REPAIRED JUST AS MUCH AS ELIJAH REPAIRED THE ALTAR IN 1ST KINGS 18:30
(5) REVIVAL IN THE MIDST OF TROUBLE PSLAMS 138:7
(6) REVIVAL OF GROWTH HOSEA 14:7 NOT ALWAYS WHAT WISH OR THINK.MAYBE AS HERE CORN GROWTH OR SPIRITUAL GROWTH (FRUIT)
(7) REVIVAL OF HIS WORK HAB.3: 2
(8) REVIVAL OF PRESERVATION EZRA 9:8,
(9) NO REVIVAL THE CHURCH WILL EVENTUALLY DIE
(10) REVIVAL FROM A DRY HEART JUDGES 15:19 DRYNESS CAME AFTER GREAT VICTORY OF JAWBONE OF THE DONKEY.DRYNESS CAME TO THE BODY THAT DRIED THE SPIRITUAL MAN.
BRO.ROY BROOKS

(11) REVIVAL OF REMEBRANCE 2ND TIMOTHY 1:6 STIR UP MEANS TO KINDLE A FIRE. --- When I was a night watchman at a coalmine underneath the coal dust would be a fire. If hte wind stirred or you stir with a shovel handle, there would be a fire. The embers need the wind of the HOLY SPIRIT to stir the ember of memory to give the fire of Heaven

As Seth Joshua Prayed, Bend us and Evan Roberts was stirred and revival broke out in Wales, Ireland adn America. Bro. Roy

If you please God, it doesn't matter who you displease. If you displease God, it doesn't matter who you please.

"Promoted in Prison" (How God blessed Joseph at his lowest point and how he does the same for us)
"I'm Not Blessed When I Rest" (Get out and work for God!)
"I'll Have My Religion to go please" (fast food christians in the fast food era)
"What are you looking at?" (what holds your attention most; the news, the newspapers, tv? Should be your King James Bible!)
"Easy for you to say."
"Now look what we've done." (Joseph's brothers and the soldiers that crucified Jesus).
Jeremy Scott

"Blackbelt Christianity" John 8:30-32, (being a practicing disciple).
"Gimmie That Narrow-Minded Religion!" Matt 7:13, 14, (No Broadway religions for me!) -
Pastor Mike Reed-Bible Baptist Church, Herlong, CA 530-827-

Lords Baseball Game (Click Here)
The Lonely Ember

7 Strange Preachers

All wet about Baptism - Message of John the Baptist
"Spiritual Fool's Gold" - 2 Peter 2:17-22

Jezebel Misunderstood
A Story About Chickens

Pitiful Perverts - GALATIANS 1:1-9 - Pastor. Jim Norman
THE PROBLEM WITH HEART DISEASE
-Pastor Jim Norman
Are you in the Tomb, or at the table - John 11- by Pastor Jim Norman

My Father's Hand Writing - (Beltshazzer) Noah Jackson-- (Bro. Maze)

Those Frogs Kept Him Up All Night - Exodus 8:1-15 Pastor Jim Norman

"Something good came from the hood" St. John 1:43-46
Nathaniel could not believe that the messiah came from a small, unpopular place such as Nazereth. Shannon Banks


When the Glory is just a story 2nd Chr.7:1-3 and Rom 15:4
Gods glory in the Temple was Gods approval of what was taking place in the church
1st the content of his glory,Gods glory speaks of his power and presence
2nd the condition of his glory chap 7:12-22
3rdly the cause of his glory chap 7:3 when they saw saw what? his glory they worshipped and praised the Lord
Bro. Douglas Bray www.one voice of hope at yahoo.com

1. Born With An Anointed Destiny
2. Book The Advasary Wrote
3. Climbing To Hell
4. Dangerside of Mercy
5. Difference Between David And Saul
6. God's Purpose For Preaching
7. I Wish I Were Dead
8. Vision Of A Shrinking devil
9. When Revival Visits
10. When The Dreamer Has No Dream

Evangelist Joseph Miller
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1. Do you carry the water well? John 4:28-30
2. Be a Samson but don't be a Samson. Judges 16:20-30
3. There is no wrong way to preach Jesus. Phillipians 1:15-18
4. What ya got... in the water pot? John 4:28-30
5. The bed is too little and the sheets are too small. Isaiah 28:20
6. The running man. Hebrews 12:1
7. The number that didn't count. 1Chr 21:1-17
8. The ark and the Fat man 1Sam 4:1-18

Rev. Chris Todd --
FFWBC Greenwood

From sinister to minister - Rev Drummond -
Sinners died because of Adam's sin.
Saints live because Jesus Died. (Br. Roger)
Warning Exposure to the SON prevents burning (Br. Roger)

Are you a Borneo Christian?
The Not-So Famous Amos - Amos 4:1-5:15
Franklin Kirksey

We have stopped turning people TO Jesus Christ,
and are instead turning ON each other - Brother. Bob Picard
Tree Frog Christians (Hypocrites) - Gaylon Wilson

Do A Good Job Till The End
Good job dog day of summy -- Liberty Eylau High School
T. J. Henderson jr, Texarkana TX 75501

God does not comfort us to make us comfortable. (Br. Roger)

Elected officials should only serve two terms, one in office and one in prison
--Bro. Mike Cavanaugh - Now in Heaven

Dressed for Eternity - Luke 16 (Lazarus and the Rich Man)-
(1) Life is not Fair,
(2) Death, your last appointment,
(3) Eternal choices
(4)
There is no heaven in hell or hell in heaven,
(5) The Two Jump Chasm,
(6) The hopeful evangelist from hell,
(7) Dead men, Living Book
Wayne Cobb

Baptist Belly Busters at Bethesda - John 5 ( we need to stir the water)
300 Dogs and a Biscuit
Judges ch.7-8-- -- Bro. Curt Howard
From the top to the slop, and back to pop -- Luke15
Looks like a jumbo bun to the son of Nun --
Numbers 14:9
Bro. Curtis Howard

Hidden Amongst The Trees. Genesis 3:8
Turn About The Falling Out. Genesis 3 (The fall of man).
Robert Randolph

The Dog is part of the family too. Matthew 15:26-27
I can't get no satisfaction. Proverbs 27:20
Fried chicken ain't good at the Devil's house. 1 Kings 13:1-31
Are you a real Person? Gen 42:11
Your gonna have to face it your addicted to God. 1 Corinthians 16:15
Keeping the main thing the main thing. Heb 12:1-2
How much oil is enough. Matthew 25:1-12
Buyer Beware Matthew 7:15
For copies of outlines, or Revival Bookings please Email me at
preachercmt*gogenesis.com
Rev. Chris Todd

Tearing Up Jack - Judges 15:14-20
Maple Spring Baptist Church - Pastor Curt Howard

I've upped my tithe - now up yours!
dyoungs*stx.rr.com
- D. Young

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